Favourite Pass Time !!!

" The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he....?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."


The policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him:
"Why are you trying to cross here when there's Zebra crossing only fifty feet away?
" Well", replied the jay walker , "I hope it's having better luck than me".
Courtesy:Fevorit