How To Catch A Lion
1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This implies you have caught the lion (Assuming that you're alive).
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that the lion should be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion's in and we are out!
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass in it except the lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
6. Integration Differentiation Method: (my personal favorite)
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t. the lion to trace out the lion
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